Woodpecker Wars

I used to like woodpeckers, admiring their colorful beauty and stately appearance, being amazed at their peculiar characteristic of using their beak as a drilling tool to find food or make a shelter.

However, when I learned that woodpeckers had taken an interest in my neighbor’s house, I immediately checked mine. Unbeknownst to me, they had been hard at work on the shutters on the south side of my home — fortunately, it was only the shutters.

My bride, an amazing cyber-sleuth, quickly learned that:

  • It is usually just one or two woodpeckers that attack one’s abode, not a flock of them.
  • There are a variety of motivations: looking for food, establishing a nest, or trying to attract a mate.
  • There is no one guaranteed solution, but a list of possible ones — that may hinge on their motivation for pecking.
  • Anything that hurts or kills a woodpecker — or disturbs their nests — is illegal; they are protected. (Not that I would want to harm them, but recalling the tenacity and rapidity of their work, courtesy of the old Woody Woodpecker cartoons, I can envision things quickly escalating out of control.)

As a first step, I filled and painted the holes.

That solved the problem — for a few days. Though they never returned to the south side of my house, they moved their focus to the shutters on the north side, which have now been filled twice and repainted.

I now make a daily walk around my home’s perimeter, scrutinizing it for the telltale signs of a woodpecker at work. I am now pleased to state that I have been woodpecker free for seven days.

What do you think? Please leave a comment!